Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

Humaflage’

Outbuild, shed, or pavilion used for smoking weed in the Pacific North West.

Let’s go out to the Humaflage’ and smoke a joint.

by Uncle Johnny March 18, 2022

Human

The face of Earth

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.

by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022

human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

humail

A boy who thinks he is funnier than he is.

Have you seen dan, he is being such a humail right now

by Suckit April 16, 2022

Human Ladder

Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area

The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.

by Hugh Jannis April 17, 2022

Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.

“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”

by ObamaSus April 30, 2022