emo whale

(as seen on myspace)
any really fat chick who goes to concerts and is fatass fugly and is relly obsessed

(at a concert)
get out of my way you emo whale your taking up the whole row

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Neon Emo

Simular to an emo but more happy and instead of basic black skinny jeans they wear brightly colored skinny jeans with lots of neon colored accessories.

Hey Dude Look At Those Neon Emos

by Hellogoodbye June 16, 2007

Aging Emo

An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate

Symptoms of an aging emo include:

>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard

Wow that post was edgy must've been in aging emo

by XxxMiseryxxX July 24, 2016

Emo "Metal"

There is no term in existance. The two genres of music are mutually exclusive of each other. Metal revels in sex, drugs, violence and death. Emo on the other had cringes and cries in a corner at such ideas.
It's either Metal or Emo, not both.

You are thinking of PostHardcore, or just plain EMO, you fucking idiot!

Dude: Fuck I love SLAYER!
Emo: Umm...why do they have to sing about such evil things and like it? Why can't Emo "Metal"have some kick ass music like this but without the evil and violence? It makes me want to cry...(whines)
Dude: Because, pussy, there is no such thing! No one in their right mind would even think about that bullshit! Get the fuck out of my McDonalds...
(Kicks the shit out of the emo loser)

by mrcemetery February 25, 2009

emo bashing

1.To speak the truth about emo with complete comprehension about emo's absolute worthlessness, unoriginality, and shallow nature. Ironically, emo bashing feeds into the emo self-pity spiral. While emo clones complain about being bashed upon, it fuels their all-important (false) sense of despair.

2. When an emo clone hits its head against the wall in the midst of a tantrum.

1. I am not emo bashing, I am just speaking the truth about stupidness of the emo trend.

2. Q: Why is that kid with the backward, crooked mullet hitting his head against the wall?
A: He is emo bashing himself because its part of his image.

by Marcus Solomon December 6, 2007

post-emo

Music that developed from the emo music scene of the 1990's. Post-emo bands usually have emo-remeniscent lyrics, but contain broader rythems and harmonies.

Cursive is a Post-emo band.

by Honjo Norgen October 13, 2005

emo sexual

A type of sexual preference which SOME emo's have. It's almost bisexual except the motives are different, more to make them feel understood and not so alone, not just for pleasure. It is argued that all TRUE emos are emo sexual.

After the two emo guys finished discusing their problems they began to make out, what an emo sexual act!

by Jackma April 17, 2006