dylan

dylan can i be your friend.

dylan can i be your friend.

by 1234567910 March 4, 2022

Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.

Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away

by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.

Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him

by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023

dylan

A lonely boy with no friends

Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?

anyone: no loser

by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 4, 2019

Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Dylan

he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice

Damn you're being a Dylan

by Stormicus October 22, 2019