douche bag

George W. Bush

Donald Rumsfeld

"What a couple of fucking douche bags"

by Big City February 6, 2008

Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

douching around

to act like a douche bag in a public area/space. Also can be used to convey fooling around/messing around

S. felt abandoned in the club after everybody left her to enjoy the dancefloor. S. sent a message to his friend M. to complain. M. replied "come on, I am just douching around, let's meet at the bar!"

by I'm no douchette November 1, 2016

Douche Spicket

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.

That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.

by UpLate38 September 10, 2010

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019