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dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.
"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."
by ATTT April 18, 2015
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friction free dating

to have the power and the ability to reject someone on a dating app or a website without the stress of rejecting them face to face.
I take part in friction free dating while I am on Tinder.
by aquamarine23 June 5, 2016
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Sunnah date method

A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.

In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"

Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
by bunbun24 June 19, 2025
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date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.
Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.
by mcLevin September 15, 2010
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Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.
"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
by leilawurm October 22, 2015
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