Clown Big

When something is so abnormally large that it's funny.

"Did you see how big her ass was? It was clown big."
"Dammit Dave, I told you to stop styling your hair like WAM! Now it's clown big. You look clown big gay!"

by salesgirl December 27, 2008

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Rohith the Clown

A German, Swedish, Russian, Boston clown who lives on a bus. Talking to random passengers about his life experiences Such as : "Never fallow your dreams."

"Clown college is more depressing than the name suggest."

"If you are born on a bus you life is going to sucks. I would know I was born on a bus."
He is most notably remembered for insulting peoples names. As in calling what he calls "stupid names."

that guy in the back alleyway who pissed in my mouth looks like Rohith the Clown!

by ABoardFreshman April 15, 2013

clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 11, 2014

rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 January 31, 2014

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

down with the clown frown

Being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing.

"Hey isn't that that weird Kyle kid? He really brings down a room." - Person A
"Hold your tongue, hussy, I'm down with the clown frown." - Person B

by Appleanche November 9, 2014