political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018

Christian

A really sexy mofo
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school

You're such a Christian

by Zach Lammm May 28, 2019

Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.

Your such a Christian

by anonymous October 11, 2022

westover christian academy

very sus and definitely is the imposter OwO

sussy baka
sus
christian

person: aww man english class is hard in westover christian academy

by Rog strix g15 laptop gaming November 21, 2021

christian seow

TOld ya christian. Its a strong soul who can lift things mentally but not physically. a weakling basically

christian seow, said dason, i told ya so

by madhottie November 23, 2021

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022