A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023

Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer

person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"

by techflier September 9, 2024

raising canes ice

so crunch so nice
10000000% would recommend just like snow!!!1!

e- i like canes
r- i like raising canes ice
e- same
r-pluh

by riwl December 6, 2023

Joe Caine

sppedrunner

Joe Caine really speedruns

by U th ly December 7, 2023

Joe Caine

Speedrunner

Joe Caine Speed runs shorts

by U th ly December 7, 2023

Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.

“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”

by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024