Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.

American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.

by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020

Asian

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

by Racist guy February 7, 2022

asian snowstorm

A snowstorm where the expected accumulation is 1-3"

Him: Hey have you heard about the storm coming this weekend?

Me: Yeah but it's just supposed to be an Asian snowstorm so I'm not too worried

by mrtucker January 31, 2014

Cool Asian

Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng

I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian

by Shhhhhnobodyknows February 11, 2024

Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 22, 2024

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024