Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

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Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

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Alien

Alien has two definitions.

The first definition is a highly intelligent creature from another planet.

The second is someone that's not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. Some aliens are buff.

Alien is strong and smart.

by Cooldex April 24, 2024

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Aliciatapitas

When a man fucks a other man who plays roblox

Aliciatapitas together

by Alicia y tapias May 20, 2024

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Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.

The alien godess took over the world!!

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Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024

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