asshole growl 

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

asshole growl by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

Asshole 

The sound your dog makes

Bark bark asshole bark bark

Asshole by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Asshole 😛 flicker 

To tongue ones asshole

Last night I made up the asshole 😛 flicker

Asshole 😛 flicker by Big dick dangler April 18, 2023

Sublime Asshole 

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.

His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.

Sublime Asshole by Dev_ March 12, 2011

Jims Asshole 

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

Jims Asshole by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011

adequate asshole 

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.

Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.

adequate asshole by Hack my Jack July 8, 2014

Mutual Assholery 

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

Mutual Assholery by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014