I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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am kid

An abbreviation for "I'm kidding".

friend: ur mom died
me: WHAT
friend: am kid

by iXCanabelyzeXi March 20, 2022

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While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

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