If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 19, 2024

by TheBiggestDickest January 11, 2024

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024

I'm trying to give you a massage but your neck bangs keep getting in the way.
My neck bangs won't stay in my pony.
Your neck bangs look real nice flowing in the wind. Sick flow.
My neck bangs won't stay in my pony.
Your neck bangs look real nice flowing in the wind. Sick flow.
by Rapril13 August 26, 2014

by Software Notion June 5, 2023
