Noah Sawch is a huge pimpin boii with intence ladie skills. He walks down streets with a blunt in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. Cause hes straight up G'd to da bones bitches. This boy right here will knock you off your feet when it comes to be a G.
by Darebeartodamaxish. September 16, 2010

A man (possibly a manchild) who is obsessed with the color blue. He even dyed his uncircumcised dick blue. If a girl has blue hair, this boy WILL cum instantly especially if they are a THICKN.
by Juan santo January 29, 2024

by My name is Tokyo(actually not) June 24, 2020

Messi: Wow look at him, Noah ist better than me and than you
Ronaldo: Maybe, maybe not.
FIFA Ballon D'OR Winner is NOAH!
Ronaldo: Maybe, maybe not.
FIFA Ballon D'OR Winner is NOAH!
by Ronaldo9 December 30, 2016

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022

Noah Schnapp is a person who has never hated on anyone, who is kind hearted and down to earth and a person that always will be beautiful inside and out.
Person 1: "Oh, have you seen there was a person who helped a fan who was struggling?"
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
by Noah_Schnapp_My_Husband_. May 30, 2020
