douche bag

George W. Bush

Donald Rumsfeld

"What a couple of fucking douche bags"

by Big City February 6, 2008

Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

bay douche

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.

Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?

by julsalves February 21, 2017

douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

giant douche

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

by Cornholious December 27, 2011

douche diggler

Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!

Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!

by Dd43 May 16, 2016