A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.
"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.
Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.
Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"
by Big Pimpin RJ December 26, 2007
Get the beer tunemug. When you go to a party, drink till you don't feel anything and then fight for fun. You also have to be drunk enough to the point where everything you do is sloppy
Dan kicked Cam's ass last night at the party while they were beer brawling, and Cam says he didn't even remember feeling anything.
by Gerorgia Boi March 21, 2008
Get the Beer Brawlingmug. when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
Get the beer ejackmug. While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.
We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.
by MrPinky September 23, 2011
Get the the beer vendormug. by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014
Get the root beermug. Wine.
by Nathan Jacoby December 17, 2008
Get the Bitch Beermug. beer that has skunked already. often times cheaper at the beer dock. served after everyone has been drinking so they can't tell the difference.
by michaelstudt November 28, 2012
Get the Dank beermug.