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September 8

If you’re born in September 8 YOURE THE HOTTEST MF ALIVE.
Her friend : how can you be so hot

Her : I was born I September 8 duh 🙄
by Kwn.exe December 29, 2021
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8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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7 8 9

The reason why 6 is scared of seven
7 8 9
by Inni84 July 8, 2023
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8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
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10-8

Used to mean "in service", used by some prostitutes to signal that they are dtf
Guy: Hey are you. 10-8 tonight? Prostitute: Yeah my rates are still the same
by LEOs July 20, 2015
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1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6[<7]>8{!9}?0

*typed 1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6<7>8{!9}?0*
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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