Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

pump n grind

when something is pushed or lifted over another area part position up and down until a vacuuming of air suction pressure is applied = pump, when something slides back forth over another area part in which it rubs with friction = grind, with sex, Pump would be the part of a woman action with the genital or any private area of her bottom between her legs using another bodily part of a partner to create a vacuum effect so that area the private part it is is on, simulates penetration in a hump motion of that area she has it on. Sexually for Grinding, is the act of make a horizontal friction to stimulate surface skin feeling friction with her genital, like something entering her private parts, such as some ones hand fondling her insides, like a g-spot in a vagina or reaming of the anus/asshole without penetration, by sliding her private part back and forth over her partner, usually the partners limb edges or mostly with their face or head, this is an act usually done by what is also called face sitting or facesitting or an act known as tibbing with two same genital of their vaginas results to what = grind or grinding. When combined word action = Pump N Grind(ing)

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by ctk define January 9, 2015

N Hard R

Otherwise known as Hard R. Long story short it means Nigger

"Where have my friends gone?" -me
Power of the n hard r

by TeaBagsz June 2, 2018

shittin' n' gittin'

Getting it done. Killing it. Total domination.

Man, we had a great day at work today. We were shittin' n' gittin'

by Paul wall November 13, 2013

Bang 'n' Block

When you interact with someone for a while on a dating app/online, have a fair amount of small talk eventually meet up and bang and proceed to immediately block them from any contact medium.

Emma: 'Went on a tinder date last night with that guy I'd been chatting to for a while'

Samantha: 'Oh how did it go?'

Emma: 'It was a classic case of Bang 'n' Block...on to the next one I suppose!'

by Shelad July 25, 2014

PB n Jay

The sexual act of two girls engaging in a 69 while a man is having sex with the girl on the bottom, and when the man is about to climax he gives the girl on top a facial or receives a blow job.

Bob: Dude! I got a PB n Jay from your sister last night!

Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though...

Bob: She gave you one?

Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy.

Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things.

Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK!

Bob: Dude...

Jeff: What?!?!?!

Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro.

by BawSaq69er October 1, 2008

beat-n-sleep

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010