Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 06, 2022
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
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liquidated ass

What juice turns into when drank after brushing your teeth.
example 1
Person 1: I think I'll have a drink before I head out. Fuck this tastes bad.
Person 2: Yeah you just brushed your teeth so that OJ is Liquidated ass now.
by Frost D November 08, 2013
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poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"
by exampleusrname March 11, 2022
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ass transgender baby

a prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum we are trans. Woman can experience and celebrate the miracle of childbirth
Browncounty (BC) is the birthplace of the ass transgender baby.
by BrownCountyG September 22, 2024
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GFA. Gas for Ass

A girl you’ve met on internet pretends to want to meet you for sex and games. But she need gas for her car which she much receive to be able to make the trip to see you. Send her the money on cash app or Venmo and you never see or hear from her again.
GFA. Gas for Ass She was Gas for Ass..I thought she was “the one” could have been the love of my life but she just turned out to be another GFA Gas for Ass Scammer. Probably a dude in his parents basement who stole photos of a pretty girl
by RJ Miller January 14, 2024
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Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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