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Ass

Me: wow i look like ass today!

Fred: Yeah you look like Ricki Taylor.
by don’t conjugate December 11, 2017
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You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.
Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh
by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023
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pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.
by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.
by Flosey December 29, 2023
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apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit
little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass
by Crackenheim November 15, 2025
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Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
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