Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

my little pebble

A nickname from Kirishima in Yagami Yato's ASMR audios

"My little pebble~ You're so beautiful!"

by Superwamen March 11, 2021

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022