Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018

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Ass hole

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Thare all ass holes

by Ur a fat smelly nonce August 11, 2018

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Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

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Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

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The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend

The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler

by LRKayJay August 24, 2018

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Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

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