Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture

Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture

by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024

Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

Under dick

The area between the shaft and balls

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.

by Spelce June 29, 2024

Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.

"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"

by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024