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Get the off my ritz mug.a scientific term for the best joke in the world.
Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables
people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables
people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM
What is the best joke?
well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
What is the best joke?
well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
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Get the beat my meat casandra mug.(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
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Get the Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped mug.Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”
Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
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