my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)

"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."

by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

skutchin on my fritches

Squashing ones steez. Break my balls. To disturb, or make discontent.
Harsh ones mellow.

"Man, why you gotta be skutchin on my fritches"
"The way my boss has been nagging me really skutches my fritches"

by JahMoney December 6, 2016

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025