Slap ass month

Slap ass month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of February we’re you get to slap anyone’s ass if you are their friend cousin. And it’s not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Gogetta.juju February 17, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!

“Hey bro guess what ? It’s national grab ass day”

by Mia2212 February 18, 2020

Dumb ass

Someone who’s lowkey fucking dumb

This bitch is such a dumb ass

by naomimartens February 18, 2020

National Grab an Ass day

The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th

Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day

by ssssssssssssnnnnmal February 19, 2020

ass disparity

A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.

Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.

by but for February 21, 2020

ASS

After School Snacks.

It’s been such a long day, I think I’ll be needing some ASS

by daffodil 🌼 February 23, 2020

Chapless ass

When the ass puckers

Me: I could really go for some chapless ass
The entire xbox party: ;×

by Me_the_one February 23, 2020