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dicks out honest

super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.
if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.
by dynamix18 November 4, 2019
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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destiny’s dick

A person, who just out of destiny is destined to be a massive dick
“Hey John, marks being a destiny’s dick, should we violate him?”
by KingKezza November 30, 2020
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"
by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020
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Dick

Someone how acts like a huge jerk
Dan is such a dick
by Screw everyone December 3, 2020
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Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
by mustadio87 December 3, 2020
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