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Chinese Finger Trap

It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on
Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.
by Hardcorestyle December 15, 2019
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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
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fortnite spike trap

A trap that rapes ur mind in fortnite if u run into it. only gay people will die this way. Usually u will be bated with a golden scar.
noob 1: i just got by a fortnite spike trap
less noob 2: u must be a gay cunt
by Imaadlirious June 3, 2018
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Ur grandpap a trap

The ultimate roast, conquers ur granny tranny. Be warned, is lethal so use with caution
John: ur granny tranny
Rick: ur grandpap a trap
John:*every atom in his body is violently ripped apart causing an explosion that knocks out a city block*
by SomeSturgeonKid May 11, 2018
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spanish fly trap

that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap
by brandon hairy September 14, 2009
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Chinese Finger Trap

A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.
She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?
by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009
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couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it
after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
by jommy cash February 2, 2010
mugGet the couch shit trapmug.

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