Toilet hugger

A big beautiful ass.

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?

by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021

toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

by toiletsoap May 30, 2025

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Skibidi Toilet Rizz song

A new type of brainrot, now it is also spread through songs

Lankybox made this brainrot, THE ULTIMATE BRAINROT.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN. DONT LET THEM SEE SKIBIDI TOILET. Its the last hope of the Alpha generation. THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY

Skibidi Toilet Rizz song:

Verse 1
I show meat, to make you feel the beat
Skibidi Toilet Garten of Banban rizz
Sigma, rizz
That's a W right there
That’s not, very sigma of you
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes
Skibidi dop uh… di
Di, I have no rizz levels
Here in Genshin Impact, I don't touch grass
Yeah, yeah

Verse 2
Guys, what one is your favorite?
Huggy Wuggy, Seek, Scary Blue
Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab
Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude
And, um, yeah, Snow Sеline, Banbalina
Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesomе Huggy Wuggy
This is, uh, me but, I don't like really wanna use it
Um, Blue, and uh, I mean, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy
Um, Choo Choo Charles, right
Boxy Boo but like, not evil
And we have Evil Boxy Boo
We have oink, oink, oink
We have Creepy Green
We have um, Huggy, Huggy, Happy Wuggy
Look at how happy he is
And here we have uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have um, we have um, what the hell?
Nobody cares Huggy Wuggy
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