Purple Tits

A girl who is nervous and/or cold while sitting among men thus her breast turn a shade of purple. This is most commonly noticed when the girl is wearing a low cut shirt.

Wrenna appears to have purple tits because she is sitting at a table with all men.

by icemann694 June 29, 2011

dish tits

Nipples that are the size of dinner plates or bigger

God Damn, did you see Jennies nipples? Shes got some dish tits.

by Brett October 24, 2004

Tits McGee

Woman with naturally large breasts that insists on squeezing them into low cut shirts from the junior section.

Sally: Hey, Ralph! Do you like the shirt I found at Old Navy? There was only one left, and Thank God, it was a small... Just my size!

Ralph: Yeah, fits you perfect, Tits McGee.

by lorilicious June 29, 2011

Balogna Tits

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.

Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."

by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006

tit stain

the moist line a fat girl gets between her gut and tits when she sweats. this usually occurs on a hot day. extremely noticable when a bigger girl wears a smaller shirt.

dang...you know its hot out when the big'ns have tit stains.

by heatmat August 30, 2006

Tit roll

Large breasts bouncing in such a manner as to put one in danger of boob lashing orboob knocking.

Occurs in less threatening situations where large breasted women are observed running, jumping, dancing or pulling on tight jeans.

Ann assumed the cowgirl and I had a first class seat for some serious tit roll.

The DJ played Milkshake and everybody in the club got tit rolled.

by lobolilly May 31, 2011