meat knuckle

vagina

chris was poundin on that meat knuckle last night.

by upsetguy February 4, 2010

bear meat

Used to describe a girl who is thicker than most but not disgustingly fat. Typically has a decent belly, thick thighs, large ass etc. Often found in a pack of skinnier girls to enhance their features to the rest of male population.

Friend: You think Olivia is hot?
Me : Yeah I'm all about that bear meat.

Me: Yo I'm going out with Olivia tonight.
Friend : Really, I didn't know you liked that bear meat.

by ilikewomen April 11, 2015

meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

meat pouch

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

Blue meat

A penis belonging to a service member in the USAF. Usually if you have the blue meat you are very horny and will hit on anyone to get poontang.

OMG, that Air Force cadet has the blue meat!

by Padoodlemaster12304255a September 1, 2009