jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Creepin off

When someone is seriously perving on you.

Marcus was creepin off all night;he kept hitting on everyone.

by Plutoniumxzombie September 28, 2008

Inching off

To inch off means to be so eager to go and do something you're uneasy in your seat and slowly getting up.

Yola was so eager to go dancing that she was inching off her seat at The Lemon Bar.

by Jkg07 December 2, 2017

Blow it off

To skip an activity.

Math class is next, but I'm gonna blow it off.

by Cv4wheeler November 25, 2016

menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail its called a fold, and you automatically lose.

WHO WILL WIN THE MENACE OFF?

RINGSIDE OR DEMARCUS COUSINS III?

by menacetosocity March 26, 2023

Luked off

To leave an event without saying goodbye or anyone noticing. It becomes a behaviour pattern that most people come to embrace.

At a party, hey what happened to derek. Oh he luked off

by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018

smug off

When someone is being incredibly smug about something and you would very much like them to go away and be smug elsewhere.

"My boyfriend just brought me the latest Michael Kors handbag!"
"Oh smug off, will you?!"

by LMallard March 26, 2016