by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
Get the Turtle Nutsmug. When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
Get the Turtle shotmug. A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.
by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable
by QCerone December 9, 2022
Get the Turtlingmug. Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."
Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."
My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."
My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
Get the big headed turtlemug. The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
Get the Caramel Turtlemug. if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news
yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?
yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.
yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.
by kissuke urahare December 31, 2023
Get the operation ninja turtlesmug.