three cornered wig

A term used to describe a womans unshaven vaginal area...
a three cornerd wig is usually found on the more meatier type of woman, and generally packed solid with thick dark curly hair....a.k.a big hairy twat hole.
fokin hell mate, i had her on her back legs wide open and it looked like her gash was wearing a three cornered wig.
by badboy2011 July 03, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Three some day

Day where anyone you pick has to participate in a threesome with you. It doesn’t have to be today but you most claim it today. And you can use it whenever you want.
Hey wyd today?
My boyfriend used his three some day pass so I’m with him and this girl.
by Joe friend February 05, 2020
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Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.
There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.
by Dr Eldenberry June 21, 2022
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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.
Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.
by Mr BS October 11, 2014
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three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!
by Toefingerchickenwing September 26, 2019
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