God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.

1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp

by DumbCrashingMoose February 04, 2023

jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 04, 2020

Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021

Simp bait

When a woman (usually a drop dead gorgeous one) makes a post online in a way that makes desperate men respond to her in order to stroke her ego.

Lauren posted up a picture of her in a bikini saying, "No man wants to date her." And before you know it, she got a thousand likes and comments from men within the hour. Talk about simp bait.

by Your Boy Pat September 15, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024