I can't dance

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

by G January 18, 2005

Middle School Dance

A get-together where preppy little boys and girls try to fufill their sexual urges by freaking and grinding to music.

"I really want to go to the next middle school dance." Said Beatrice.

by mmmbop February 9, 2005

Blood on the dance floor

A worthless techno band that only talks about sex, yet somehow passes with metal heads, emos, goths, etc.

Me: Hey whats up
Friend: Listening to Blood on the dance floor
Me: I want to twist your balls of and shove them so far down your throat you choke and die. Afterwards I will piss on your grave and break your Ipod.

by DarkHeart November 29, 2012

I can dance to that.

phrase: to get behind a plan in an agreeable manner, to support an idea or plan positively that's been offered or suggested to a person as a possibility.

Dude, after the game, let's go to Clancy's Irish Pub and have a few pints.

OK. I can dance to that.

by Janmeister March 2, 2010

silence of the lambs dance

To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.

Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

by lyricalbastard August 2, 2006

Emergency Dance Party

Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.

Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.

Matthew: Hey, Im Matty. (Yells 'EDP!', starts breakdancing).
Derek: (Tears of Joy).

by Sai' June 7, 2005

Blood on the Dance Floor.

Worst band ever.

That is all.

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.

by G-Thing 1 February 27, 2011