squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

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the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

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When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

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An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."

'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'

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Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

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A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.

Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.

Boston sausage by Moper69 December 16, 2016

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Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

Buy sausage by Abrikos December 19, 2016

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