Tardo Retardo 

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

Tardo Retardo by TB_26 February 27, 2009

Ghost Whipping Retards 

Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.

When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....

Ghost Whipping Retards by Buck Futt February 23, 2010

Raetard

A Raetard is in reference to a person who, has the name Rae or Raelene. This person is slightly challenged mentally and believes that they are able to send evil leprechauns to chase Jesus.

"Wow, you're such a Raetard!"

Raetard by Maddy777 January 22, 2010

La Renard 

The french version of a girl who is a fox.

Guy 1: that girl is a total fox!
Guy 2: in french they would call her La Renard.

La Renard by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010

functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.

Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.

functionally-retarded by Brett319 June 17, 2008

Retardijuana 

Someone who acts retarded and high all the time, even while completely sober. Also usually laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny it is.

"Wow, Lisa is such a retardijuana, she's been laughing at that dead dog for like 20 minutes."

Retardijuana by Shady Persson March 27, 2009

fucking retarded 

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....

fucking retarded by Time Devourer December 19, 2007