Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003
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Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
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Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
by Ozla November 12, 2009
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Get the Crusty Sweet Potato mug.Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
by hobolizardg January 4, 2012
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by Popeye I May 6, 2011
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Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010
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Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
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