Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.

One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"

by whizno June 29, 2018

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.

Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.

by trav c nova February 23, 2020

Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.

"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln

by Rent a car place January 31, 2019

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.

I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.

by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017

Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.

Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.

by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023