Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick
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I See Monsters

Definition:
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
guy 1: "I See Monsters" guy 2: "hell nah your ass is done for"
by SuperMajesticStar June 17, 2023
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the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing
omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)
by teh_n00berx0r June 11, 2006
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Mantua Closet Monster

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 04, 2010
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Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond
Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
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green haired monster

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....
omg look its the green haired monster
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Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
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