Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021