Jordan

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

Jordan

Real Motion Man

My name is Jordan and I a real motion man

by L may June 21, 2023

Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023

Jordan Russ

A girl that is amazing DUH

omg jordan russ is AMAZING

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021

the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 4, 2021

Jordan

The gassest batch you will ever meet ;)

Damn Jordan you are one gassy lesbian! Now eat me out

by P3TTY.C0R3.aka.Jordan December 1, 2020