Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 March 1, 2011

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human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017

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Human

human fucking human humans humans ningen hito. homo spaien.
eukaryota animalia chordata mammalia primates hominidae homo sapien

human in nihongo ga ningen.
human ga homo sapien desu.

by yveltalGaloistheory January 28, 2023

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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

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Humanity

The source of all of your problems, join me as we evolve back into monke

reject humanity, return to monke

by KalbHimar April 6, 2021

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Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.

The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

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