holy shit

when reddit 100 wholesome big chungus keanu reeves moment happens !!1 🙀🙀🙀🙀

guy 1: holy shit

guy 2: holy shit

by oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal oatmea May 23, 2021

holy mogeledy

basicaly the same as holy moly

holy mogeledy that scared me

by patrey142 March 22, 2019

The Holy Grail

A chalice of semen.

"Hey did you fill up the Holy Grail yet?"
"Not yet, but I'll do it while I'm in the shower."

by faticus poopicus sventiayticus May 24, 2024

Holi~Bday

/ˈhälə beeˌdā/ - a birthday and holiday on the same day; holiday + birthday; an elite day where a special individual celebrates both their birthday and the holiday that it is shared with; a holiday birthday aka Holi~Bday.

Carmen is celebrating her Holi~Bday on December 25th. You know she's a Christmas baby and loves to talk about receiving lots of gifts for her extra special day. I'm so sick of that bitch bragging about her Christmas Birthday every year!

by Xavier Grays January 23, 2024

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

holy magoly

Is to be very sexy (like a beluga)

Jen: wow! I'm a goalie, and I like geese!

Ben: oh my, you are very holy magoly!

by Simon f March 27, 2017

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021