Gods Speed

GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.
Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.

Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
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Lamb of God

Lamb of God are good. Full stop. End. That should be enough. But I see atleast 2 complete and total anal bacteria who have a problem with the band. Firstly, anyone who describes them as a pop band has serious reality issues. N-sync are a pop band. Lamb of God play their own instruments, write their own music and scream their own lyrics. And these lyrics are lyrics that have to be screamed "show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out," so forget about singing them. If you want to listen to a great metal band, download 'Vigil'. If you want to whine and complain because you cant do any better, put the shotgun in your mouth now.
"Lamb of God blew the fuck out of download 2005! Back next year?"
by Moose Lord June 27, 2005
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playing god

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.
Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.
by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010
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God

man i love eating cock and being the best because i’m cool. and also i’m a God.
by god (real) January 07, 2021
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Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.
Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.
by Moggum December 31, 2009
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tower of god

you dont unless you say how good tower of god is
by batboyten November 03, 2020
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Hamster God

Hamster God is literally god when you're on ecstacy.He is thee mighty powerful one.He's in his yellow hamster ball but he's so powerful and mentally advanced that he uses his mind to just float in the center of it.Hamster=nucleus of the atom
Picture yourself as the nucleus of an atom.With all the electrons surrounding you in a ball and like you're completely in the center of it.
But the hamster is the nucleus inside his hamster ball.
I feel so invincible inside my electron cloud.
I feel like Hamster God.
by LittleMsGiggleWho & ShitSleeve September 13, 2009
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