Sitting ducks

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr

sitting ducks rox

by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003

duck boy

Shaun Hussey's technique

Shaun's way of finding babes with BACON STRIPS!!

by Brittnei Rawson March 7, 2005

fuck a duck

a mild oath. rats.

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Ride the Duck

A term used by teenagers, that means to "roll" or take ecstasy, while in the presence of adults.

"Are we gonna ride the duck tonight?"

by Aft3rGlow February 4, 2010

Muff Duck

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

by MuffDucker November 8, 2010

Duck Sludge

A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.

His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!

by Bradlay July 4, 2008

Thirsty Duck

One who cheats on their significant other, more specifically engages in strictly oral actions.

Person 1- "Damn! I saw Jaquisha running out of that man's house at 2am!"

Person 2- "I wouldn't doubt that bro, I knew she was a Thirsty Duck!"

by GHoZT February 8, 2013