cup of joe

a nickname for coffee

i'll take a cup of joe with that american new york cheese cake slice...some good thoughts are coming

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

cup of pants

Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.

Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019

BB Green Cup

it sits

BB Green Cup... it's still sitting

by HPKritcal June 23, 2022

Cup of Joe

My possession is so vague that I don't know if it is a liability or an asset.

I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

2 Girls 1 Cup

Two girls go on a lesbian date and share a cup of ice cream, typically seen as crossing the "first threshold" in a female homosexual relationship.

Girl1: Want to do a 2 Girls 1 Cup with me on Friday?
Girl 2: OMG I thought you'd never ask!

Mom: We're very proud of our daughter for coming out as who she is and doing 2 Girls 1 Cup with her new girlfriend!

by Paddleworthy January 5, 2022