Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

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Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

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Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

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Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

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Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

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