School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.

by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024

Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

Under the bus

Something to be kept secret; Kept in the closet

"Did you know those two are dating?"

"Yes, but they said to keep it under the bus."

by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020

33 School Bus

Full of sussy people such as a guy who is in love with smo named a....?

A guy who's name is called macaroni?

A guy who turned into a hamster?

A sussy baka?

33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll

Btw im not in 33 schl bus

33 School bus is a school bus you sussy baka

by Hecker001 June 5, 2022

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019